THE SUPER OFFICIAL TRADE-MARKED COPYRIGHT LEGALLY BINDING MOTHERFUCKING TEEN WOLF DRINKING GAME.
Graphics thrown together by the lovely and talented Sonia.
In case anyone was thinking of doing a rewatch of season 1 between now and the start of season 2 on Sunday, here is a drinking game to help enhance the experience. Because you know you want to.
(And you should also go read wordswithwerewolves’ episode summaries, because they are a thing of beauty.)
AU MEME: The Avengers Sorting Hat (asked by anon)
same house as dr banner and mr stark!
If Thor+steve were quidditch players, I’d sneak to the gryffindor team’s practises very often…
“I’m saving that lecture for your first serious girlfriend,” John continues casually. “Or boyfriend.” And Stiles trips on the stairs.
Aha. John’s still got it.
“Be a little more careful with what you leave up in the tabs on the computer,” he says, and imagines he can hear Stiles’s heart stop. Not that he didn’t have a great big shock the first time. Way to ease your father into it, Stiles.
“Uhm,” Stiles says, and he only sounds mildly panicked. “Do we have to -“
“No,” John says. “Unless - that’s not why Jackson was harassing you, was it?”
“Dad! No! God, no, no one has any idea - or, I don’t know, I thought they didn’t, you’ve made me completely doubt my stealth-“
“You have no stealth.”
“Okay, yeah, but - we don’t actually have to talk about this, do we?”
“Not unless you want to.”
“No,” Stiles practically shrieks. “Definitely no. Thanks, nope, good talk, I’ll - see you tomorrow,” and he finishes scrambling the rest of the way up the stairs and slams his door closed.
“I love you,” John yells.
After a moment Stiles’s door creaks back open. “I love you too! Now let me die of embarrassment in peace.”
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
PLUTO IS TOTALLY A PLANET.
WOULD YOU CALL A DWARF PERSON NOT A PERSON?
YOU WOULDN’T.
SO IT’S A PLANET.
BYE.
(Source: nakedirection)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
Clockwise: Coulson (I’m assuming), Iron Man, Black Widow, The Hulk, Captain America, Loki, Hawkeye, and Thor with the beautiful curlers.
(Source: nonuggles)
party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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The fact that there’s a relationship status on Facebook that says “it’s complicated” just makes me laugh
Like I just picture zuck sitting at his laptop crying and eating red vines surrounded by tuna cans and smashed laptop bits typing outas he reads articles about Wardo moving to singapore
